From the desk of Rex Mortar:
I’m Hank Mortar, and I’m a University-educated redneck. So, what is wrong with President Trump? Donald Trump is tough and masculine, and Satan fears masculinity! Satan hates order and the rule of law.
They want to stir the pot of dissent to derail the President. Very powerful individuals did not get the President they wanted, so they’ve hired rabble rousers to strategically incite unrest. But Trump is a tough guy!
Resist the devil and he will flee. There are many things people are confused about. The protests as of late are put on by organized but hidden groups who want to create the impression of widespread unrest in America.
The leaders number in the tens of people. The rest of the protesters are sheople! You just poke them with a pointed stick and they make all kinds of noise. The pointed sticks are social media post that inflame the foolish, the unemployed, gays, lesbians, students, and all other disgruntled malcontents.
I don’t know about you, but I’d rather do practically anything than walk around with a sign and try to get on television. At the woman’s protests I noticed most of the participants have been eliminated from the dating scene.
If a really attractive, single, wealthy, generous guy showed interest in any one of them; she’d leave with him and forget about the protest! These women are communicating a mating signal: I’m going to act up in increasingly uppity ways until some guy pins me down and gets me pregnant!
If those women were pregnant, they wouldn’t be protesting whatever it is they’re protesting. I can never figure out what is being protested. Probably because they can’t figure it out either.
“Hi, what are you protesting against?”
“What, can’t you read the signs? You misogynist, xenophobic, Neanderthal, heterosexual, white, attractive, educated pig!”
“Oh, I get it! Incomplete sentences are part of your strategy to turn me on.
“You @*$%)! You, you …”
“Wait just one minute! I think you called me a you you!
“You *$%)#! You, you …”
“I was correct.”
Now if the guy said, “I really support whatever it is you’re doing, and I was just looking at you wondering what our kids might look like,” that would be a different story. The problem is no guy will mate with the protesters!
So, they have adopted hatred of authentic masculinity, feigned feminist fears of authentic masculinity, and acquisition of authentic masculinity as the golden triad in the quest for liberation from sensual guilt.
Males suffer no sensual guilt. So imitating males and avoiding all traces of true masculinity become the unlikely duo in the organized penis-envy movement, feminism. That is what drives the Trump protests. Trump is sooo masculine that his mere existence reveals by contrast, sensual guilt in the heart of the woman.
Deep inside herself the feminist knows she cannot have a penis. But she knows she can have a penis deep inside herself! When a woman acts up in outrageous ways: nebulous but noisy protests, urinal-banning movements, luring men for no other purpose than to accuse them of rape; it’s her way of saying,
“If there’s even one real man left in this world, pin me down and get me pregnant! I’m way past the need for courtship! I want the pleasure without the guilt. So, pin my demure feminine form under your hard, masculine physique; and use body as flesh to sate your primal urge!”
The woman is like any other mammal. The male pursues, subdues and mates the female of like species, in a solitary pair, only when the female is fertile, in a single mating act after which the female conceives offspring.
The male will not naturally mate the same female again until she gives birth, nurses her offspring to weaning, and becomes fertile once more. If the female human is mated only when she subsequently conceives, she will not learn the man’s share in the pleasure of creation of God The Father!
She will know only the woman’s share in the pain of atonement of God The Son! However, God planned accordingly. When the sinful woman acts up the man spanks her, and closeness returns, because sensual guilt is expiated. There is no longer guilt to drive the rebellion! The woman is freed to receive masculine love and forgiveness from the heart of the father of her children!
The act of spanking the female strongly motivates the male to deposit his intimate gift of masculine forgiveness at the opening to the woman’s Fallopian tubes!
What greater manifestation of forgiveness could there be than new life from the woman’s shame bathed in the man’s forgiveness; new life in the image of married lovers and in the image of God; new life the woman can call her own!