From the desk of Rex Mortar:
I’m Hank Mortar, and I’m a University-educated redneck. In order to understand physical attraction we must understand the concept of natural selection. There is nothing mystical or magical about physical attraction. It is scientific.
In the beginning people were attracted to each other. So, they joined together in solitary pairs of male and female and produced offspring. Those who either were or chose mates who were not fit to survive either produced no offspring or offspring at least partially not fit to survive.
People want to be loved by attractive members of the opposite sex because they are attracted to genetically superior mates. They want to produce genetically superior offspring. The genetic material in the living gene pool is all the traits that have survived through countless generations up to now! So, survival and reproduction are what created today’s people. People are attracted to what their genetic programming dictates.
On a side note, same-sex attraction is an evolutionary adaptation that prevents excessively climactic mothers from miscarrying. The fetus is given a portion of the mother’s sensual guilt, thereby dulling the gradient of sin between the mother’s womb and the innocent child.
The result is that the child is born alive, but the payload is same-sex attraction. The male child senses that his mother receives masculine forgiveness through the man’s intimate gift of masculine love and forgiveness deposited at the opening to her Fallopian tubes.
What greater manifestation of God’s Forgiveness could there be than new life in the image of married lovers; new life the woman can call her own?
Since the boy has no vagina, the only way he can receive the man’s intimate gift of masculine love and forgiveness is up his backside. Any counselor can explain the deceit. Afterward, the male so afflicted can receive sacramental confession during which he can confess his mother’s excessive climax during pregnancy, of which the boy carries fetal sensual guilt.
The priest will grant absolution, and opposite sex attraction will follow. The Perfect Living Sacrifice of Jesus Christ is sufficient to atone for all sin for all time, including female sensual pleasure. Repeat if necessary.
In the case of a girl so afflicted, she senses that her mother suffers sensual guilt, but her father does not. The deceit here is that acquisition of masculinity promises liberation from sensual guilt. But the woman must receive masculine forgiveness from the man, through his intimate gift of masculine love and forgiveness sown in her holy and chaste womb.
Therefore, she should be married as soon as possible. She must not confess to a priest, lest she become an object of stumbling. She should kneel at her husband’s feet on their wedding night and confess guilt for sensual pleasure acquired during gestation. If the guilt doesn’t go away she should ask for a spanking.
When she gives birth and presents her husband with his offspring, she will become attracted to the man, because she has fulfilled her natural function: to bear and nurse the man’s offspring, preferably manchild.
So, same-sex attraction is not genetic, but people are born with it. The precious blood of Jesus cures same-sex attraction in males. The man’s intimate gift of love and forgiveness cures it in females.
Now that we’ve explained that anomaly, let me continue. There is much wrong information regarding physical attraction. The man is attracted to girls who have excellent reproductive and infant-feeding potential.
Potential is important as compared reproductive and infant-feeding experience. If a woman has some other guy’s kids, she’s already had some other guy inside her. If the mom is really hot, some old guy might marry her, because it’s the only way he can get a hot, young wife, and the only way she can get another husband.
The most important things in choosing a mate—for a guy—are, in order:
Youth
Chastity—virginity, love for God; virgins look, smell and taste good!
Attractive face
Nice boobs, but fake ones are worse than small ones.
Proportional hips—shows that the girl can carry many healthy, strong offspring!
Long, thick hair and healthy nails—belies fertility
Slim, trim waist; flat abs—belies freedom from constipation caused by sensual guilt.
Small, firm, round bottom
Long, slender, taut, trim, tanned, toned legs
That’s about everything. Any masculine male will love any woman fitting the above description. But WHY?
For thousands of years a girlish figure indicated virginity. During the last fifty years birth control has become legal and convenient, producing experienced women who still have girlish figures. But evolution hasn’t caught up! Male genetic programming still views the girlish figure as evidence that she is a virgin.
Why is that so important:? The man seeks the first fruit of the womb to be his own offspring, and the virgin’s blood sacrifice of innocence atones for generational sin held as genetic mutation in the man’s reproductive chromosomes. These things are very attractive to the male.