From the desk of Rex Mortar:
I’m Hank Mortar, and I’m a University,educated redneck.
The title addresses one of the most pressing issues of our time. Why are people born? Why do they die? Who is God? What is love? None of the above. Today’s denizen of the world wants the answer to why do guys like large, firm, well-formed, pointed-up breasts?
That’s a deep question. The theory of evolution teaches us that the natural function of the female human is to bear and nurse the man’s offspring. Her breasts are for the purpose to nurse her babies. Given that empirical foundation, we can see that during the last million years natural selection has favored children born to mothers who have large, firm, well-formed, pointed-up breasts; because those children inherit one of two traits: the males inherit from their fathers, attraction to large, firm, well-formed, pointed-up breasts.
The girls inherit the genetic trait of large, firm, well-formed, pointed-up breasts. Large breasts are large, so they produce more milk. Large, firm breasts are not only large, but they are also composed of mainly mammary tissue (milk-producing) vs large droopy breasts which are mainly adipose (fat) tissue. Large, firm, well-formed breasts not only indicate to the male that his children will have ample food supply during a critical time, but also that the woman has good genetic diversity (indicated by symmetry and aesthetics of her breasts).
Finally, pointed-up breasts indicated they have not been used, which indicates to the male that the first fruit of the womb is still available, which implies virginity, from an evolutionary standpoint. That is, man evolved over a million years, and only during the last fifty years has convenient, reliable birth control been available.
So, maybe after 500,000 years of women using birth control male attraction particularly to the virginal form will be lost, but I doubt it. If the guy wants his babies nursed on spectacular breasts he first needs a baby. If he expects the owner of spectacular breasts to nurse his baby, he must first fertilize her uterus. Otherwise, if he has a baby by some other girl, the girl with the spectacular breasts won’t nurse his baby.
Hence, the male mating response to large, firm, well-formed, pointed-up breasts. But wait! What about the lack of mating response among males in cultures where women often go topless? Hmmmm? I guess there’s only one possible explanation: males are attracted to white women who have large, firm, well-formed, pointed-up breasts.
But couldn’t it be true that western culture has eroticized the female breast? I’ve never heard anyone who is actually attracted to women for mating make that claim. My explanation uses scientific principles which are superior to idle speculation.
OK, now let’s have fun with science. How do we know males want their babies fed breast milk rather than infant formula? Males are not attracted to mating with industrial food-processing plants, which produce infant formula. Male are attracted to women, who produce breast milk.
You can figure out the whole world if you just start with a sound, scientific foundation!