I’m Hank Mortar. And I’m a University-educated redneck.
From the desk of Rex Mortar:
I love God, guns and liquor; in that order. But I also love attractive females in their season of fertility. The present time is the absolute best for males, largely because of sexual equality. For instance,
“Hi, what’s your name?”
She said, “Gloria.”
So I said, “Do you believe in sexual equality?”
“Of course! No one is going to shame me into submission to zones of patriarchal social pressure created by white males in their attempts to keep women enslaved to legalized rape contracts!”
I said, “Great! Do you think we could have sexual equality together? I mean, I’m a really masculine guy!”
She said, “Yeah, you are!”
I said, “If you could have sexual equality to me you’d really have sexual equality!”
“OK, but can we get to know each other a little bit first?”
“I’m Hank; Hank Mortar.”
“Hi Hank! What kinds of things do you like?”
“Pork fat, hog maws, cheeseburgers, red meat, deep-fried food, camping, fishing, hunting, pickup trucks, competition sports that don’t require use of cosmetics, UFC, beer, shooting, stock-car racing, and you!”
“You’re so charming! Tell me more.”
“OK, I’ll tell you on the way to my place. Remember, sexual equality.”
“I’m not backing down to you! Lead the way!”
The End
Guys can sleep with more females today than ever before. So, why do guys look at pictures of professional nude models when they can have all the women they want in real life? There are several reasons:
The models are beauty in God’s Creation. They are God’s Promise to the male, in the unspoken language of sensual beauty; the language understood only by masculinity. They don’t speak, so they represent the Truth of God. The object of man’s mind is Truth!
By viewing their nude photographs, men help single mothers provide for their children, and boost their self-esteem by admiring their beauty.
Men like the way God dresses females more than the way gays dress them.
It’s the only way fat guys with butt cleavage and 14-year-old nerds can hope to view attractive, nude females.
To commune with nature.
Variety is the spice of life.
Yeah, so, why do guys like big boobs? Big boobs represent big baby-feeding potential. More offspring born to such mothers have survived the last 10,000 years. By natural selection the trait of male attraction to large breasts and the trait of large-breastedness in females have thrived from age to age in the living gene pool.
That doesn’t mean small-breasted women are bad. Males just like large-breasted females better. Men are attracted to women for mating; to get the woman pregnant! Every outward trait that belies the woman’s suitability to childbearing and motherhood turns the guy on!
The better suited a female is to produce strong, healthy offspring, the more motivated the man is to mate her.