I’m Hank Mortar, and I’m a University-educated redneck.
From the desk of Rex Mortar:
I simply can’t imagine a woman—a woman who is a virgin—hearing a three-hour-long confession from a career sailor seeking redemption, and yet retaining her innocence. Still less likely is that she would keep it to herself, because women cannot process without sharing!
It is an abomination before God Almighty for a female to speak for Him, because God is Masculine. He speaks with Divine Authority. A woman’s voice has no authority.
How do we know these things? What was Truth is Truth now, and it always will be Truth. There is One Truth! Everything else is wrong! Regardless of how many people think women should be ordained, they’re still wrong.
The drive for women’s ordination has its root in a flawed notion: acquisition of masculinity brings liberation from female sensual guilt. Males suffer no sensual guilt, so the idea is tempting. But it’s all just another offshoot of organized penis-envy.
If a woman experiences sensual pleasure, she cannot approach the Throne of Almighty God to seek Divine Forgiveness. No father will hear his own daughter confess pleasure naturally forbidden to the female, much less so the woman’s heavenly Father!
But in the case that the woman acts against nature—has relations when conception does not occur—the woman’s guilt-laden fertility is naturally bathed in the man’s intimate gift of masculine love and forgiveness.
What greater manifestation of Divine Forgiveness could there be than new life in the image of married lovers and in the image of God?
hankmortar 